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I scared everyone away.

Post by Guest on Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:22 am

It's so quiet here. I must have scared everyone away with all the gas I've been producing. It's either that or ya'll dazzled by my brilliance.

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Post by Davelaw on Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:24 am

I heard T Boone Pickens was looking you for as a possible source for natural gas
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Post by gillyflower on Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:36 am

Speaking of gas, one of my daughters had an incident recently which was pretty funny if I can tell it right. In the copy room at work, she passed some gas and the next thing she knows the warning alarms for the company are blaring away, people come running to see what the problem is - and the warning was for hazardous gas! She was so embarrassed. She is very hopeful that it was just a coincidence but will have to live with the jokes about deadly gas and toxic toots for awhile anyway.

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Post by sacrificialgoddess on Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:33 am

snerk.

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Post by Guest on Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:38 pm

Davelaw wrote:I heard T Boone Pickens was looking you for as a possible source for natural gas

Ah. I knew I could count on words of wisdom from my sweet lovable friend, Dave.

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Post by DotNotInOz on Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:34 am

So Alex is the cause of so much wind in Kansas. Good to know since I'd always heard it was because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks. Cool LoLFlag
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:45 pm

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Boy it's so quiet in here. I've been forced to crack jokes in the DAWG. Some of them from way back in the dark ages of 2003.

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Post by john5180 on Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:43 am

I'm getting kinda worried too. Feels like I'm home alone.
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Post by sacrificialgoddess on Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:57 am

DotNotInOz wrote:So Alex is the cause of so much wind in Kansas. Good to know since I'd always heard it was because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks. Cool LoLFlag



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Post by Guest on Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:19 pm

Here I yam. I's survived de grandkids. Me not know who filled Justin with cookies & chocolate donuts.

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Post by LeahOne on Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:37 pm

I didn't get skeered.... I've just been sulking 'cause I miss my son : (( He went back to school on Sunday...

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Post by sacrificialgoddess on Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:50 pm

Empty nest syndrome?

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Post by LeahOne on Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:44 pm

Nobody to sneak up on me and do 'hug attack'!

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Post by DotNotInOz on Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:48 pm

::::: virtually sneaks up on Leah ::::: Hug2
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Post by LeahOne on Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:00 pm

(((((((((Dot)))))))), thanks!

Funny, the kidlet just called. Of course he wants to come home this weekend...like 'NAOW'. His Dad is going to go retrieve him (I'm not feeling well).

At least he is FINALLY! going to be rooming with his buddies in about a week : ))

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Post by gillyflower on Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:43 pm

Group Hug Leah! I hope you have fun with the kidlet this weekend.

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Post by Guest on Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:59 pm


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Post by Beautiful_Dreamer on Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:09 pm

warlordofks wrote:It's so quiet here. I must have scared everyone away with all the gas I've been producing. It's either that or ya'll dazzled by my brilliance.

Well, gas doesn't scare me...my dad and husband get it quite often, so I'm used to it. Makes me glad I have sinus problems and my nose is stuffed up so much. Smile
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Post by Beautiful_Dreamer on Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:11 pm

DotNotInOz wrote:So Alex is the cause of so much wind in Kansas. Good to know since I'd always heard it was because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks. Cool LoLFlag

LOL we have the same joke about Alabama and Georgia!
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