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Post by TigersEyeDowsing on Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:52 am

So I like to prowl the metaphysical section of Ebay, where, as anyone who's been there knows, are all the "spells" and "haunted" objects etc. Most I personally believe are by fakes but once in awhile I find things I can go for.

However, today this title made me absolutely crack up.

SEX SPIRIT FOOD HAUNTED GENIE DJINN VAMPIRE DEMON MONEY

The action is for "food for sex spirits", but the "Djinn vampire demon monkey" is what made me lose it. LoLFlag

I HATE waking up to those damn djinn vampire demon monkeys!!

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Post by allthegoodnamesweretaken on Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:43 am

Especially if they were just a hot sex spirit when you fell asleep! affraid
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Post by Beribee on Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:28 pm

People actually buy that crap???? Hysterical

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Post by MaineCaptain on Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:37 pm

Hysterical well you never know when your sex spirit might like a snack. Razz

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Post by TigersEyeDowsing on Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:12 am

Don't worry, I bought one for each of you. Very Happy

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Post by sacrificialgoddess on Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:07 pm

That's just weird.
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Post by Beribee on Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:29 pm

Now I'm a sex spirit??? When did that happen?? affraid

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Post by MaineCaptain on Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:08 am

TigersEyeDowsing wrote:Don't worry, I bought one for each of you. Very Happy
You silly guy Razz

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Post by itty on Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:46 am

Right now it's only $3.74 with free shipping! Tood good to pass up, eh Cap? Twisted Evil Whip2 LoLFlag
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Post by MaineCaptain on Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:39 am

Hysterical oh absolutely

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