Naughty Limericks please (cleanish)

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Naughty Limericks please (cleanish)

Post by John T Mainer on Tue May 17, 2011 12:19 pm

There once was a girl from Glastonbury
Who got from boys nothing but flattery
Despite all their urgin’
She remained a virgin
Her only love ran on batteries

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Re: Naughty Limericks please (cleanish)

Post by Southern Hick on Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:02 pm

Good evening[smile].
Here's one for you that my Grandfather told me once upon a time....

There once was a powerful Wizard
Who got a great pain in his gizzard
So he drank wind and snow, at forty below,
And farted a seven day blizzard. king

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Post by marizfaith on Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:26 pm

John T Mainer wrote:There once was a girl from Glastonbury
Who got from boys nothing but flattery
Despite all their urgin’
She remained a virgin
Her only love ran on batteries


Best one I ever heard lol.
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