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Post by TigersEyeDowsing on Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:33 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/passenger_lands_plane

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Post by MaineCaptain on Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:40 pm

WOW! Shocked

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Post by TigersEyeDowsing on Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:46 pm

Kramer : Standby Striker. Our one hope is to build this man
up, I've got to give him all the confidence I can.
Striker- have you ever flown a multi-engine plane
before?
Striker: NO, never.
Kramer : ( TO McCrosky thinking that the radio to Striker is off)
SHIT! This is a God damned waste of time, there's no
way he can land that plane.
MCrosky: (Radio is still on) Grab ahold of yourself, you gotta
talk him down, you gotta.
Kramer : We ought to route him in Lake Michigan, at least we'll
avoid killing innocent people.
MCrosky: You're the only chance they've got.

Kramer : Alright, Striker, you listen and listen close flying a
plane is no different from riding a bicycle, just alot
harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Striker: Shocked


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Post by tmarie64 on Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:16 pm

I'm happy they landed, and all... but it's not like he's completely unfamiliar with it. He is a licensed pilot.
It's not like they had to direct someone like me, who has never seen the cockpit of a plane, to do it. He was familiar with the basics.

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Post by TigersEyeDowsing on Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:21 pm

Yeah, that was damned lucky. If I had been the one on the plane they'd all be dead.

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Post by tmarie64 on Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:28 pm

Me too... I wouldn't tell them to buckle up and pray, I'd tell'em, "Put your head between your knees and kiss yo' butt good bye"...

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Post by TigersEyeDowsing on Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:37 pm

Hysterical Remind me to be with YOU in a crisis!

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Post by MaineCaptain on Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:56 pm

yeah right, right where I want to be in a crisis, with two comedians Rolling Eyes

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Post by wontgetfooledagain on Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:05 pm

Yeah.. if it was me I would probably say something like.... "I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue". Wink Love that movie...

But seriously, thank Zeus that there was a pilot on board...

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Post by TigersEyeDowsing on Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:19 pm

Very Happy Where's Otto when you need him?


"Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!"

"Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!"

"I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol."

"Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man."

"You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em!!"

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Post by MaineCaptain on Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:21 pm

You are very scary sometimes Tiger Shocked

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Post by TigersEyeDowsing on Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:32 pm

Laughing

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Post by MaineCaptain on Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:33 pm

hardy har har Whip

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Post by wontgetfooledagain on Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:37 pm

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock:Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

Classic... LoLFlag

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Post by TigersEyeDowsing on Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:43 pm

LoLFlag Laughing

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Post by tmarie64 on Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:17 pm

LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!

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